Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Nocturnal Turmoil

I don't get sleep. I'm tired, mentally and physically. I've had a full meal, Chicken Tikka Biryani! I feel heavy, my eyes are close to shutting off, but they don't. Not because they don't want to. I'm too tired to think. It's 5 am already. I get hold of my keys and my wallet and walk down. Two dogs come to sniff me as I get out of the gate. I had no memory of stealing anything. They prove my memory strong as they walk away and laze on their concrete beds. I walk towards the 'chai' tapri and get myself a biscuit packet. It was hunger.

I very quickly ate all the biscuits. It was glucose. My favourite. Then i ask the guy for tea and go and sit on the chair. Everyone around me is smoking. Couldn't take it early in the morning. After walking a little away, I enjoy the garam masala chai. I go to the chai wala and pay him. I look at the biscuit packet and ask for one more pack of glucose biscuit. I realise that I'm not hungry, yet I want the packet. It dawns in the dawn, its not hunger.

I apologize to the chai wala and return to him the biscuit pack. I start walking towards home. I look up at the sky and see how it is changing colours from a deep blue to hues of purplish red.

As I enter my gate with my head hanging down, frustrated for not know the cause of my behaviour, I realise I'm looking for something.It's a game. A game that I've not yet played.

Monday, April 13, 2009

LOU!!!

Okay, this is going to be crazy! As filmy, mushy, cheesy as possible!!! Expect the unexpected guys!

Romance is in the air for me, with romance itself. With the mush in the music and the intensity of love with tears in my eyes. With the "hero" and the "heroine"(lol) going beserk over grasslands and Udit Narayan, Kumar Sanu in the male playback...Not to forget Lataji and Shreya for the ladies.

These are a few of my all time favourite song videos-as mushy and romantic as it can get. I know just a week down the line, I will laugh at this post. The moody person that I am, I get jhatkas of everything! But this time romance has just taken over! :D

This one can make me cry


Filmy date!
Teri meri pyar

The irrationality of infatuation!


Cloud 9, Smiling for nothing et al


Love is...

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Feeling hot hot hot!

It's so hot that I could melt

It's so hot that the liquor stores are soon gonna go out of business.

It' so hot that my hair would decide to shed empathizing with my skin.

It's so hot that my exam notes are gonna crumple with heat(Bingo!)

It's so hot that I won't need the boiler in the bathroom.

It's so hot that iced tea and cold coffee is gonna sell a few hundred rupees higher soon.

It's so hot that water is gonna cost and not follow the paradox of value anymore.

It's so hot that my towel dries in a ridiculous 17 mins after using it for bath.

It's so hot that I think of giving Whirlpool an order to make a "Quick chill" bed for me which doesn't need electricity(thanks to the power cuts in Pune..Garmi ka magic chalega ka magic chalega kya?)

It's so hot that I dread of the condition next month.

It's so hot that I can expect thunderstorms and floods in monsoon for which I could recommend the Government of India to declare an off, at least on the west coast for a minimum period of one month at the option of the employee from the 15th of June to the 15th of August.

It's so hot that with the touch of my hand, my ice cream melts.

It's so hot that my fridge gave up.

It's so hot that I've packed black clothes and kept them in my store room.

It's so hot that I sweat at least a litre in a 37% humidity weather.

It's so hot that the zenith has been preponed to 9am.

It's so hot that a provision for excess zenith has been created at 12pm.

It's so hot that the weather forgets when the zenith is over and even at 3 pm retains heat accordingly.

It's so hot that I wouldn't wish that my girlfriend would be so if the weather sang ,'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me!"

It's so hot that I randomly keep fainting here and there for a few seconds and get up on my own only to realise questions directed towards me of the kind,'What happened?' and I say,'Nothing man heat stroke but im used to it'

It's so hot that More has increased sale of cold juices and drinks by a staggering 72% this summer.

It's so hot that AC seems to be the best scientific invention.

It's so hot that I remembered a PJ!

It's so hot that I have to tell you!

If it's so hot, what is its opposite?

The person who comments with the answer first will get himself/ herself a very hot prize!